Bob’s Jukebox: Angel Dust


Let me start by admitting I am not much of a metal head. I don’t dislike heavy metal, and in fact a few of my favorite bands are metal bands, but I’m not exactly a huge fan of metal either, to the point where I can’t really name more than a few metal bands. Most of the ones I could name I imagine most folks could name as well, so I’m not exactly a font of knowledge about heavy metal. Still, I’m not a complete stranger to the genre either.

All that being said, “stranger” is kind of a good word for Angel Dust. While it isn’t the most extreme album I’ve heard, nor is it the most disturbing (I’m sure we’ll get to that someday, and I may even include a trigger warning because GWAR), it is stranger than a lot of albums I have heard. Faith No More came out the gate swinging on this one, and they really didn’t slow down until the end. It makes for an often uncomfortable, sometimes tedious, but often fascinating album that comes across (to me, anyway) as an exploration of anxiety and existential angst. Let’s break it down, shall we?

The album starts off with a pair of tracks – “Land of Sunshine” and “Caffeine” – that lyricist and lead singer Mike Patton wrote the lyrics to during a sleep deprivation experiment and yeah, it comes through. The music for “Land of Sunshine” has an energetic and anxious vibe about it. The carnivalesque sound is somewhat disorienting, which I have no doubt is fully intentional. It helps to lend an air of “otherness” and even paranoia to the song.

 The best word I can come up with for “Caffeine” is “uncomfortable”. The best sentence I can come up with for it is “icky icky icky oh my god I feel like bugs are crawling all over my skin please make it stop!” But you know. In a good way. Lyrically this song probes all kinds of uncomfortable places, but in small, indirect ways, which makes it worse somehow than if they would just come out and say it. It’s like the idea that the monster in the horror movie is always scarier when you don’t show it, because what you imagine is worse than anything that can be shown on screen; this song (lyrically and sonically) tries to trigger your own trauma rather than offering any specific trauma for you to empathize with. It’s brutal in that way, and yet fascinating to listen to. Not sure it’s my favorite in terms of the sound, but still a good song.

“Midlife Crisis” is not as deep or frankly as disturbing as the first two, but the music more than makes up for it. It’s great for just rocking out. One of my favorite songs on the album. “RV” is equal parts funny, sad, and disturbing. More performance art than song as usually thought of on an album like this, it’s worth listening to multiple times to get the full impact. With “Smaller and Smaller” the music and energy suddenly shift back to the sort of metal sound you expect out of the album, but again with a twist as they incorporate Native American chants midway through what seems to be intended as somewhat of a protest song. It’s straightforward metal, nothing quite as experimental and outré as the earlier songs on the album, but still a solid entry.

I love “Everything’s Ruined” for a lot of reasons, not least because it’s wide open for interpretation. The music somewhat takes backseat to the lyrics, but the lyrics are enigmatic. I have two possible interpretations: one in which the child simply turns out to be a bad person who ends up in jail (hence the lyrics “And how were we to know/He’s counterfeit”). The other possibility, and one that I prefer, is simply that the parents are overbearing, and the kid grows up having to be their “perfect son” until he’s able to get away from them (“Now everything’s ruined, yeah”). That would allow for the same lyrics, but in a totally different way. I love that both versions work, and other interpretations would work as well.

“Malpractice” is definitely heavy metal, although here is where I get to plead ignorance because I don’t know the different flavors of metal so I don’t know if there is such a thing as “experimental” metal which this certainly would be, and it’s bordering on and perhaps influenced by industrial. Disturbing lyrics are overshadowed by a surreal, almost unhinged soundscape that combines music and effects to produce an unsettling atmosphere. It’s probably not a surprise I usually skip this track.

Lucky for me, we go from one of my least favorite to one of my most favorite. “Kindergarten” has great music (although to be fair, it is far more conventional fare than some other tracks I enjoy, and definitely more conventional than “Malpractice”), and the lyrics once again take central importance. The obvious metaphor for someone stuck in the past and refusing to face the future is no less powerful for its obviousness, and the multiple clever references that all allude to the narrator’s inner turmoil are nicely placed.

As for “Be Aggressive”… Honestly, I’m not sure what the point of this song is other than to be transgressive, particularly given the time it was written. It’s got a good beat, but I just can’t dance to it.

“A Small Victory” could be my favorite song on Angel Dust. It was the first song I heard off the album, and only the second Faith No More song I can remember hearing (the first was “Epic”, which back in the day if you had MTV there was no way you couldn’t feel it, see it, hear it today.) I thought “Epic” was fine, but not great. (Yes, I’m that guy. You may feel free to stone me if you want. I suggest scheduling an appointment, I expect I’ll be quite booked up.) “A Small Victory” was so vastly better I can’t even describe the difference. The music is amazing, and the lyrics just work for me.

For some reason they still hit me in the gut, all these years later; maybe it’s the simplicity of it, particularly the chorus. “It shouldn’t bother me, but it does.” There are so many things in life that we ignore, push down, or disregard, and all those petty slights add up and after a while it shouldn’t bother me, but it does. That’s a feeling I can get behind, that resonates with me.  Even more is the last stanza of the song, which seems somehow more relevant than ever:

If I speak at one constant volume
At one constant pitch
At one constant rhythm
Right into your ear
You still won’t hear

Think about someone you disagree with politically. Imagine trying to convince them of… anything, really. Anything at all. Sound like the stanza above? Now imagine how they feel talking to you. And that’s the world we live in today. And it shouldn’t bother me. But it does.

Well, that got all deep and personal. Let’s lighten up, shall we? Nah. “Crack Hitler” is wicked and interesting, the music is funky and cool, playful without getting into the weird places that “Malpractice” and “Caffeine” get into (although it does go to some weird places). It gestures at “Secret Agent Man” without quite sampling it, and then goes all the way off the rails in the most understandable way. On a personal level, it feels like the sonic equivalent of having one of my manic phases. Not sure if that’s why I like it so much, but this song definitely appeals to me. It’s not my favorite on the album, but it’s up there.

Then there’s the unfortunately titled “Jizzlobber,” which is a sonic assault of screaming, heavy guitar riffs, drumming, and other assorted noise. And that’s me being charitable. I assume someone somewhere likes this song. Find them and ask them what’s good about it, because I can’t tell you. We finish the album with “Midnight Cowboy”. From the worst to one of the best, this delightful instrumental is one of the most shocking tracks on the album, mostly because it comes from Faith No More. It’s not the most innovative or beautiful instrumental I’ve ever heard, but I do like it.

If you’re a fan of heavy metal or experimental music, I highly recommend Angel Dust. While not every track is great or aged as well as some others, there’s more than enough here to warrant more than one listen, and the re-release versions have some bonus material that is even more worthwhile, including the excellent FNM cover of “Easy” by the Commodores. If you’re sensitive to delicate subjects, loud music, or offensive material, I’d take a pass on this one.


Bob’s Jukebox: Recovering the Satellites


I’ve been away for a while due to holidays and technical issues, so I thought I’d do something a little different this time. Nah, just kidding. Back to the early Nineties we go!

More serious and reflective than the earnest and, dare I say, innocent sound of their debut album August and Everything After, Recovering the Satellites is an unusually effective and affecting sophomore outing for Counting Crows. From what little I understand of the music industry, this tends to be because record executives like to “strike while the iron is hot” as it were, which is to say they don’t want to spend more money promoting a band they already spent money promoting while they already have songs on the radio. So, the push is on to get another album out practically as soon as the first one is done (sometimes even before the first one is done). This tends to result in a significantly less… well, less album, for lack of a better way to say it. Whatever it was that made the first album spectacular (or even tolerable) tends to be missing, because it was often the work of years, and the record execs want it in months, and inspiration and artistry can’t be turned on and off like a faucet.

Fortunately for us, Counting Crows waited three years (and apparently did a fair bit of touring) before releasing their second album. The tone is a bit more somber and introspective, which pretty well fit the mood of the time judging by the top albums of the year (and no, I don’t care that Celine Dion is on that list. If anything, that just proves that people felt like the end times were only a few years away, and they were trying to suck up to the Antichrist*). Either way, it made for a solid evolution for the band, moving them forward without being so different that fans were unable to identify with their sound anymore (Metallica, I’m looking in your direction). And speaking as a fan, I have to say I very much enjoy the entire album. So, let’s break it down.

The first track, “Catapult”, feels like it could have been on August, but it would have been one of the more somber songs on the album (it’s a bit more somber in tone than “A Murder of One”, if not subject matter). “Angels of the Silences” may well be my favorite song on the album; a powerful and poignant song with driving guitars and a surprisingly deep message if you take the time to listen. “Daylight Fading” is a fine song, well-constructed and performed with a bit of a western twang to it. “I’m Not Sleeping” could also have been off of August, but again it lacks the innocence of that album; it has an edge to it that the former album lacked, which is not a slight to either album but simply an acknowledgement of reality; in fact, the song even states it:

Spend my nights in self defense
Cry about my innocence
But I ain’t all that innocent anymore, more, more, more

“Goodnight Elisabeth” is a beautiful song by itself, but it also reminds me of someone I knew decades ago, which gives it a special personal meaning to me. “Monkey” is a cute song, fun basic pop. Otherwise, it’s another one that reminds me of someone I used to know which also gives it special personal meaning. (And no, I’m not going to talk about either of them, so don’t bother asking.)

“Children in Bloom” is fine, although to be honest I find it a bit self-indulgent. That’s not to say I don’t listen to it, but it really depends on my mood. If I’m in the mood to listen to anything and everything Counting Crows, absolutely. If I’m just listening to the songs I particularly care for, I tend to skip right past it. “Another Horsedreamer’s Blues” is far more to my taste and seems to me to be what “Children in Bloom” is trying to be, even if it never quite gets there. It has a restrained urgency to it, a desperate yearning and subdued anger that at the same time feels somehow on the edge of hopeful.

“Have You Seen Me Lately?” is fine. It’s bouncy background music, mostly standard pop, but it does have an edge of harshness and even a bit of bitterness born from experience that works for it. It’s like the bit of lemon that cuts through the sweetness of a cola. “Miller’s Angels” is pretty, if somber.

The title track, “Recovering the Satellites”, is kinda middlin’ and kinda maudlin. Another one that I don’t mind listening to, but I wouldn’t seek it out specifically. “Mercury” is a pop song with a funky southwestern twist. It’s a good track, worth listening to.

And at last, we come to “A Long December”. Look, I love this song. It’s a great song. Sweet, sad, poignant. If you somehow haven’t heard it, rectify that situation right the fuck now. Yes, that was aggressive, but seriously, I think it’s a great song, and everyone should hear it once. Once.

See, I have a couple of friends who post “A Long December” toward the end of the year on Facebook (for obvious reasons), and I have to say, with all the kindness, love, and respect I can – let it go. Please, find your inner Elsa and Let. It. Go. This is a tradition that, much like my own gone and in no way lamented tradition of listening to Pink Floyd’s “Time” every year on my birthday, has far outlasted any value it may have once had. Just to be clear, this album was released in 1996. That’s almost thirty years of “A Long December”. It’s been long enough. And this is coming from a guy whose sister told him he was stuck in the Nineties, and I wear her scorn as a badge of honor.

“Walkaways” honestly feels like the perfect way to finish the album. Simple, bittersweet, ambivalent, like the album itself.

What’s my takeaway? If you are a Counting Crows fan, you should already have this album. If you don’t, why not? If you’re new to Counting Crows, I suggest starting with August and Everything After. I think it would just be a little too hard to walk back to after starting here, although probably far from impossible. There’s enough good music here, and certainly enough great music here, to make the whole album a solid buy and a solid listen all the way through at least once, although on subsequent listens you’ll probably be sticking to your favorite tracks (although please do me a favor and don’t post them to social media.)

*I’m not saying Celine Dion is the Antichrist. I’m also not not saying it.


Bob’s Jukebox: The Crow Soundtrack


Hi everybody! Been a busy month, but I didn’t want to let Gothtober go by without an album review. As anybody who knew me in my early teens to late twenties can tell you, I have a plethora of self-indulgent choices, ranging from the obvious to the obscure (don’t worry Cure fans, I’ll be getting to Disintegration eventually). Fortunately for me, I was watching Awkward Ashleigh review The Crow, and I remembered how much I enjoyed the soundtrack which I also haven’t listened to in well over a decade, so here we are. (And not for nothing, but you should totally check out Awkward Ashleigh’s channel on YouTube. She’s adorkable.)

This album is pure 90s post-punk nirvana, with goth-industrial, alternative, and grunge all up in the mix, with only a single song at the end of the album being the lone dissenter. It’s so on-point in the artists and songs that were selected that, from the distance of a few decades, it almost feels like satire; it’s just that perfect at depicting a specific time in a particular sub-culture. There’s no fat on the bone here, no deviation from the clear focal point of the album (that one song not withstanding; it borders on being goth with its pretentious self-absorption). That is both a blessing and a curse; while I got exactly what I came for, by the time the album was over I couldn’t help yearning for some Neil Diamond or Captain and Tennille as a palette cleanser.

To be fair, there are a lot of bangers on this album. “Burn” by The Cure, “Golgotha Tenement Blues” by Machines of Loving Grace, “Big Empty” by Stone Temple Pilots, “Darkness” by Rage Against the Machine, “Color Me Once” by Violent Femmes, and “Milktoast” by Helmet. So, most of the first half of the album. There are a couple of minor exceptions though.

I enjoy “Dead Souls” by Nine Inch Nails, even if it is one of Trent Reznor’s more commercial entries. (For those of you who disagree, I refer you to basically anything off of The Downward Spiral. Seriously, even compared to “Closer” this is tame.) This may be because it’s a cover of a Joy Division song, although quite frankly just about anything off of Pretty Hate Machine would have worked for this movie. I guess they figured it was overdone by that point, and with Spiral releasing the same year as The Crow, Trent wanted to keep all the fresh stuff to himself.

“Ghostrider” by Rollins Band is… I mean, it’s Henry Rollins. Do you like Henry Rollins basically screaming into the microphone over top of screaming guitars and banging drums? If you’ve never tried it, I promise, it’s better than I make it sound. But it is a distinct sound, and either you’re gonna like it or you’re not. Personally, I kinda like it, but I’ve never been a Rollins fanboy, so it’s only just okay for me.

Then we get into the second half of the album, or as I like to call it, “we frontloaded the album so you would buy it without looking at the entire track list”. That’s not to say there’s no good songs here, far from it, but it definitely isn’t as strong.

“The Badge” by Pantera is another one that’s fine but not great. I’m just not much of a thrash metal fan, and there’s nothing about this song that’s going to change my mind on that count.

“Slip Slide Melting” by For Love Not Lisa is good but not quite great. I’d rate it somewhere between the big hitters that started the album and “Dead Souls”, more satisfying than the latter, not quite in the range of the former. “After the Flesh” by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult is about the same, although with the caveat that I don’t see this one being for everybody (I just happen to be a Thrill Kill Kult fan).

“Snakedriver” by The Jesus and Mary Chain is about on par with “Dead Souls”, although I can see someone who is more of a fan of that specific alternative sound enjoying it more (again, this is my own personal bias creeping in; I’m not big on The Jesus and Mary Chain).

“Time Baby III” by Medicine is nice and mellow, leading into the aforementioned last song on the album, “It Can’t Rain All the Time” by Jane Siberry, which for all of my poking fun at it is still quite beautiful.

Would I recommend buying this album? That depends entirely on whether you like this specific sound. This album is very much of its time, and there are some songs on here you would have trouble finding anywhere else if at all. Then again, streaming services are a thing now, so there’s that. But there is something to be said to hearing them all together, experiencing the moment, as it were. If you don’t know if you like this sound, or this genre, this is an excellent sampler. If you do like it, this is also an excellent sampler. So yeah, I would definitely recommend it.


Bob’s Jukebox – Off to See the Lizard


This one’s a little late for a tribute, but I’m on Margaritaville time, so I’m sure Jimmy won’t mind. I decided to do Off to See the Lizard as my first Jimmy Buffett album because it holds a special place in my heart. It wasn’t the first album of his I ever heard (I’ll get to that one eventually), nor is it my favorite (I’ll get to that one as well), but it does have the special distinction of being tied to the first concert I ever attended.

Yes folks, I was a big ol’ Parrothead when I was younger (as My Not So Humble Sister can attest to, much though she might wish otherwise), and when I was just about to turn 15 Jimmy released this album and came through my neck of the woods on tour. My dad took me to see him at Merriweather Post Pavilion, and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. If nothing else, I will always be grateful to Jimmy for giving me the memory of sharing my first concert with my Dad.

So what about the album itself? Well, I’ve already admitted it’s not my favorite Jimmy Buffett album, but I should probably qualify that. Mr. Buffett is one of those rare artists that I put into the category of “self-compare”. What I mean by that is that they have transcended their genre or are just in general too good to compare to other artists; it wouldn’t really be fair to those other artists. The best you can do is to compare them to their own work. That being said, do I like the album? Of course I do! But if I were to pick one Jimmy Buffett album to listen to, it wouldn’t be the first, or even third, I would reach for.

In some ways I feel like this is a good “introductory” Jimmy Buffett album. It has more of a contemporary pop sound than some of his other albums I have heard, which lean more into a country/reggae sound. I feel like that pop sensibility might make it more approachable for the casual listener who isn’t familiar with Jimmy’s work. Unfortunately for me, I feel like it dilutes his unique sound. Not overmuch, but it does take away somewhat from what I find enticing about his earlier albums. I also find some of the lyrics to be a little too “attempt to be clever” and “forced to fit” rather than actually clever or a good rhyme scheme and scansion. This probably has a lot to do with the album being paired with Jimmy’s first book of stories, Tales from Margaritaville, which I received for Christmas that year. If I’m being honest, I think I would recommend the book of fiction over the album, but not by much. Both are good, but not great, although I loved them both when I first experienced them.

Most of the songs I really enjoyed: Take Another Road, Gravity Storm, Boomerang Love (one of my favorites on the album, which is not surprising, since it is one of the ones most reminiscent of his earlier work), I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever (he makes it sound so perfectly decadent), The Pascagoula Run, and Changing Channels (the other one of my favorites on the album, which is also not surprising, since it is the other of the ones most reminiscent of his earlier work).

A few of the songs on the album I think are perfectly acceptable, I just don’t find them outstanding: Carnival World, Why the Things We Do, and Strange Bird.

And then there’s a few songs that I just skip past, because I feel like they exemplify all the flaws I talked about earlier: That’s My Story and I’m Sticking to It, Off to See the Lizard, and Mermaid in the Night.

When you consider the majority of the album is songs I enjoy, and even of the ones I’m not a huge fan of half of them I still listen to, that’s a solid album. Like I said before, if you haven’t heard much (or any) Jimmy Buffett (although how you’ve managed to completely escape him before now must be a miracle), this is a good album to start with.


The First Annual Not So Humble Film Festival


Today is the anniversary of the first Cannes Film Festival (which I did not know going in to this, so thank you Bing), but that just makes this all the more appropriate.

The other day I was reminiscing about some of the films of my youth, and I realized they all had one thing in common: an unabashed, almost pornographic devotion to the glorification of American exceptionalism. Now, I’m not talking about your garden variety American exceptionalism like you might find in your typical John Wayne film or something somber and serious like The Right Stuff. I’m talking the kind of over-the-top, in your face, “America! (Fuck yeah!)” kind of American exceptionalism that was so aptly parodied by Team America: World Police. I had an idea, a delicious, awful idea, and I called on my friend Dr. Pat for help. (I should note Dr. Pat has an exceptional memory for pop culture that exceeds even my own, which made him perfect for this.)

I wanted to put together a list of films that fit the category of “American Exceptionalism Porn”. The criteria were that the film in question had to not only celebrate American greatness but had to do so in such a way as to be either over the top, in your face, utterly shameless, or patently ridiculous. We talked about it for quite a while, and I have to say I’m quite gratified with the results. While the list is dominated by action movies (and the rest of the films have at least some action in them), that’s not exactly a surprise, is it? If the theme of the festival was “Best Anime EVAR” you’d expect to see a lot of Miyazaki movies. They span 15 years, which is a bit further than I was expecting. I am not at all surprised that the bulk of the films are from the 1980s, although whether that has more to do with the nature of the times (height of the Cold War, post-Vietnam energy, etc.) or simply the fact that Dr. Pat and I are both children of the 80s and those are the movies we best remember is an open question.

Regardless, if you are interested (or just morbidly curious), here are the entries in the first annual Not So Humble Film Festival, “American Exceptionalism Porn”:

Uncommon Valor (1983)

Missing in Action (1984)

Red Dawn (1984)

Rocky IV (1985)

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Top Gun (1986)

Iron Eagle (1986)

Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

The Rescue (1988)

Navy Seals (1990)

Toy Soldiers (1991)

True Lies (1994)

Executive Decision (1996)

Independence Day (1996)

GI Jane (1997)

Air Force One (1997)

Armageddon (1998)


Bob’s Jukebox: Sports


It may not be the soundtrack of the 80s, but you’d be forgiven for thinking that it is. Releasing toward the middle of the 80s in of 1983, Sports charted for 160 weeks (that’s three years), hit #1 on the Billboard 200 June 30, 1984, and ranked #2 for that year (and when the album that beats you is Thriller, you still get to hold your head up high).* Personally, I may not be a psychotic killer, but I have to agree with Patrick Bateman when it comes to Hey Lewis and the News: “When Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.” (American Psycho, 2000)

So, statistics and dark, satirical references aside, what do I think of the album? I think it’s hard to do much better than this outside of a greatest hits album. Seriously, there are four Top-10 singles on this album, and at least two other songs that I knew as soon as I heard them – and there are only nine songs on the album. Come to think of it, I’ve had “greatest hits” albums that didn’t have that good of a “known to unknown” ratio.

Let’s get the easy and obvious ones out of the way, especially for anyone under the age of forty: the first four tracks (or what we called “Side one” back in the days of things like LPs and tapes) are definitely the best of this album when taken as a set (I’ll get to the very obvious exception to that in a minute). “The Heart of Rock & Roll” is a banger, just good old-fashioned rock ‘n’ roll. “Heart and Soul” goes a little harder, but still stays comfortable in the realm of rock. “Bad is Bad” goes bluesy in all the best ways, and “I Want a New Drug” goes back to those great rock sounds, although I have to admit there’s something very “80s” about this song to me. Maybe it’s just something about the idea of comparing the object of your desire to a drug rush.

Anyway, moving on. There’s nothing bad about the next five songs (“Side two”), it’s just not as strong as the first four songs, with one caveat. “Walking On a Thin Line” is a good song, and one of the ones I mentioned I recognized right away. I do like it, just not as much as my favorite five. And speaking of my favorite five, the big caveat I mentioned is “If This Is It”, which vies for my favorite song on the album. The music is solid, and the lyrics are a bittersweet gut punch all the way through. Normally I don’t include lyrics (you can look them up yourself), but this is just a sample of how this one hits:

You’ve been thinkin’ and I been drinkin’
We both know that it’s Just not right
Now you’re pretendin’ that it’s not endin’
You’ll say anything to avoid a fight
Girl don’t lie and tell me that you need me
Girl don’t cry and tell me nothin’s wrong
I’ll be all right one way or another
So let me go, or make we want to stay
If this is it please let me know
If this ain’t love you’d better let me go
If this is it I want to know
If this ain’t love, baby, just say so

“You Crack Me Up” is ok. Not great, but in no way objectionable. The same can be said for their cover of “Honky Tonk Blues”. It almost seems as if, having put that one last amazing song out there, they just ease their way on out the rest of the album, which frankly is okay. They certainly earned it by that point.

So clearly, I strongly suggest picking this one up. It’s still a great album, and there’s no bad songs on there. While it doesn’t have every great Huey Lewis and the News track, it has enough of them that you won’t be disappointed.

*Release date and chart information courtesy of Wikipedia


Bob’s Jukebox: Doolittle


The Pixies are a highly influential band, having influenced Smashing Pumpkins, PJ Harvey, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, the Strokes, Modest Mouse, and more (https://www.wbur.org/news/2018/09/28/pixies-boston-rock-surfer-rosa-come-on-pilgrim), and some of my favorite songs are Pixies covers or remixes. I guess it’s kind of odd then that I can’t honestly say I like an entire Pixies album. If anything, I actually hate an entire Pixies album. But that’s not tonight’s topic (thankfully). Tonight, we’re here for Doolittle.

The sound is raw, wild, and strange. It’s also kind of full of itself and halfway up its own ass. I guess you take the good with the bad on this one. The Pixies play with sound on a collapsing wavefront of conventionality, and more often than not they’re out on the far side. Where I remember them from the most is hearing Doolittle being played, in its entirety, fairly regularly at the Dharma Coffeehouse back in the early to mid-90s.

The thing you have to understand about Dharma was that it wasn’t like you think of a coffeehouse today, since most people think of a Starbuck’s clone or something similar, and even if it has a little more personality than that you’re still probably picturing a bunch of people sitting around staring at their tablets or phones, connected to the free Wi-Fi and taking up space all day. So let me start by pointing you back the last sentence in the previous paragraph: “back in the early to mid-90s.” I remember people carrying pagers at Dharma. And not a lot of them, either. What I do remember is a lot of people showing up late in the evening and early night and staying all night long, sitting around drinking coffee, playing cards, and listening to music. Because the only networks that existed back then were LANs, and the only thing wireless was a cordless phone you might have in your house.

Something else Dharma had in plentiful supply was extremely colorful patrons (and staff) who tended to engender strong reactions (positive or negative varied from individual to individual). Which is something it has in common with this album. I don’t really have neutral or “meh” reactions to the songs on this album. Some of these songs I love, and I was really looking forward to reviewing this album because it’s been a while since I have heard them. I expected it would be like hanging out with old friends who I haven’t seen in a while. But I forgot that the assholes show up as well, and I can’t stand them. I usually just skip over those songs, but I am committed to listening to entire albums to get the “full experience”, and honestly, the full experience of the Pixies is that I don’t intend to listen to the Pixies again for a very, very long time.

The album starts off pretty good with “Debaser”, reminding me that this is going to be a weird ride but opening me up to a different experience than I normally get. “Tame” immediately comes behind it to let me know this isn’t going to be 100% an album I’m going to enjoy. That’s when they decide to screw with my head by throwing the four best songs on the album almost right in a row with only one mostly terrible song in the middle of them (“Wave of Mutilation”, one of the best Pixies songs in existence, “I Bleed”, “Here Comes Your Man”, the aforementioned somewhat execrable “Dead”, and then “Monkey Gone to Heaven”). “Mr. Grieves” holds the dubious distinction of being the only song on the album I have no strong feelings about either way. I suppose that’s rather appropriate, as it is right at the transition point between the “mostly good” half of the album and the “almost entirely trash” half of the album. “La La Love You” is the only good song on the back half of the album, although “Hey” is decent. Seriously, on “No 13 Baby” I thought I was listening to Adam Sandler trying to do alt rock. It was just bad.

So tough recommendation time. I would say if you like alt rock, try to listen to as many of these songs as you can before you buy the album. They’re really all over the place, and just because you like any three, four, or five of them doesn’t tell you you’re going to like the whole album. But if you can get it for a good price and you’re feeling adventurous, it’s worth a shot.


Bob’s Jukebox: Heart


So last week I mentioned how MNSHS taught me growing up not to buy an album until I was sure I liked at least three songs on the album, because that way I would get a better price than if I bought the singles. Completely by coincidence this week I managed to pick an album that exemplifies why she told me to do that (although TBH, it’s probably not much of a coincidence; I’ve been following that rule for most of my life, so a lot of my collection is like that). This week we have a flashback all the way to near the beginning of the MTV era, the self-titled major mainstream comeback for Heart.

Kinda gotta admit I was thinking at first that I was looking at this one through nostalgia tinted glasses. The first track, “If Looks Could Kill”, did not appeal to me at all. The same happened with most of the songs on the album that I was unfamiliar with, the lone exception being “Nobody Home”, which I didn’t love but I at least thought was pleasant. I figured maybe I just enjoyed the old hits because they were exactly that, old songs I have heard plenty of times that reminded me of my youth (and to be honest, Nancy Wilson looked amazing in those videos at a time when I was just discovering that girls were… well… amazing).

But despite my huge crush on Nancy (which I have 100% gotten over I swear #Nancycallme), I had a hard time believing that I only liked those songs because of nostalgia, so I listened to the album again (it’s not a particularly long album, clocking in at just under 40 minutes). I started to realize two things: first, the singles that were released off the album just felt more polished, for lack of a better word. They had more je ne sais quoi, but apparently the music producers at Capitol Records do, because they picked the right songs to release as singles (although apparently they also released “If Looks Could Kill” as a single, but hey, if two out of three ain’t bad then four out of five is pretty darn good.) Second, I really liked 40% of the songs on this album, I kind of liked another 10%, and I was ambivalent about another 40% (for those of you doing the math, we’ll get to that last 10% in a bit). That’s average to good for pretty much any album, so it’s probably nothing to do with nostalgia, just a matter of personal taste.

A lot of what was driving that personal taste was the fact that this album is driven more by raw talent than the sum of its parts. The lyrics aren’t particularly strong on any of the songs, and the music isn’t overly intricate or interesting except in its execution. Which is to say, Ann is a great singer with a beautiful voice, and Nancy is a great guitarist who knows how to be entertaining. That comes through in the popular singles from this album (“What About Love”, “These Dreams”, “Never”, and “Nothin’ at All”) and not so much if at all on the other songs. This was particularly apparent (and egregious) toward the end of the album.

The album ends on the thoroughly disappointing “Shell Shock”, which I would never have sat all the way through if I hadn’t promised myself I would listen to the entire album. Quite frankly, the only thing of value in the song are Nancy’s all-too-brief guitar solos, and they in no way justify the existence of this song, no matter how good they are. Ann’s vocals are at least decent to excellent on every other song on the album, so I have no idea what happened here. I guess she decided she could phone it in at least once. Considering there is only one song on the album with as many credited writers (that being “The Wolf”), it’s also no surprise the lyrics are even more disappointing than the rest of the album.

All things equal, unless you are a huge Heart fan, I would recommend either just buying the singles these days, or else getting a copy of a greatest hits album that has the four big singles off this album. There’s just nothing special here to recommend it.


Bob’s Jukebox: Sonic Jihad


I’ll be the first to admit, I have quite a few albums in my collection that I only bought because I liked one song on them, and there was a stretch of time (let’s call them “the 90s”) where you couldn’t really buy singles. I tried to hold off unless I knew at least three songs off an album, a trick My Not So Humble Sister taught me back in the days when you actually could buy singles (one of many life skills I have tragically outgrown; back then the cost of three singles was higher than the price of the entire album).

Of course, these days you can buy almost any song digitally as a single, and most music is available streaming. But as I have discovered to my dismay, there are plenty of cultural artifacts (music, TV, movies, and more) that are falling down what a friend of mine has dubbed the “digital memory hole”, as they are not available on any digital platform, so it is best to hang on to a physical copy of anything you are serious about enjoying in more than the most ephemeral sense. And that also brings to the fore the issue that, unless you have virtually unlimited resources, the fragmentation of entertainment has gotten to the point that the availability of any given piece of entertainment relies as much on luck as it does on careful planning. But now I’m just becoming the old man shaking his fist at the cloud (in more than one sense of the word).

Before I got off on my tangent about getting off my lawn, I was talking about albums I bought because of a single song, specifically because of Snake River Conspiracy’s Sonic Jihad. They had a bit of success around the turn of the millennium with their cover of “How Soon is Now?”, which I maintain to this day is the best cover I have ever heard of that song or of the Smiths in general (and Dr. Pat, you can just go back to watching Charmed, I’ll talk about Love Spit Love when I’m good and ready). Since I’m going off on tangents anyway, I might as well go off on a tangent about covers, since this one (as well as another on this album, a cover of “Lovesong” by the Cure) manage to be exactly what I look for in a cover. That is, close enough to the original to be easily identifiable as a cover (at least to those who are familiar with the original song) while sting being innovative enough to feel like an original composition. There’s nothing wrong with a band doing a song “straight” as it were, but then it doesn’t feel like they’re bringing anything new to it, and I have to ask, “why did you decide to perform this song?” A tribute is well and good, but even then, it’s better to add something fresh, to say “here’s what I wanted to say/what this song means to me.”

But once again, I should probably talk about the album itself. This turned out to be a delightful surprise. Their style is defined as “industrial rock”, along the lines of Nine Inch Nails or Marilyn Manson, which checks out. I’m not a huge fan of the genre, but I enjoy it, and that’s about where I fall with this album: not a huge fan, but I enjoy it. There are no songs on the album I particularly dislike, although a few fall in the category of “meh” (“Breed”, “Strangled”, “Oh, Well”). A couple of them of them are “like, but not love” (“Act Your Age”, “Somebody Hates You”), and there are some that I really do feel are standouts (“Casualty”, “You and Your Friend”, “Lovesong”, “Vulcan”, “More Than Love”, “How Soon Is Now?”). There’s a lot of variety in terms of tone and content, even staying within the same broad style, and they deserve a lot of credit for that exploration.

That having been said, it turns out that about half the album is covers, which if I’m being honest somewhat takes away from my admiration for the group. Not that I have anything against covers per se, but there’s a not-very-fine-line between “doing a couple covers” and “basically being a cover band”. When roughly half of your album is cover songs, I think you’re walking right up to that line, and you may even be stepping across it. Which is a shame because there’s clearly a lot of talent here. Tobey Torres has amazing vocal range and capability, and I would love to hear more of her.

Clearly my take away is if you have any interest or admiration for industrial rock or female vocalists in general, I give Sonic Jihad a solid recommendation. It definitely earns the “Parental Advisory – Explicit Content” sticker, so if that’s going to turn you away, don’t say you weren’t warned. But otherwise give this one a try.


Bob’s Jukebox: Updated links


Quick update. One of the intentions I had going into this was to share my favorite music with everyone (and all the rest of it, too), but of course I had to go and make a hash of it.

I’ve always tried to be open about the fact I participate in the Amazon Affiliates Program (In a good year make enough money to cover my hosting fees; I ain’t getting rich here, folks), but apparently at some point when I wasn’t looking they changed the way the links worked. That’s on me, not them; Amazon customer service was quick to explain how to fix it and fix it I did.

So now if you go back to all the Bob’s Jukebox posts you can find functional links to the music therein if you are interested in the artists I have shared so far, and hopefully you will find something you like.