Sensitive to Change

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Since Dan Snyder refuses to change the name of the Washington D.C. football team and he insists that the name “Redskins” is respectful to Native Americans, here at My Not So Humble Opinion we’d like to offer a few alternatives that are equally respectful, and yet might allow for some compromise on this sensitive issue.

• The D.C. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys
• The Washington Wetbacks
• The D.C. Micks
• The Washington Wops
• The D.C. Hymies
• The Washington Shoe Shine Boys
• The D.C. Rednecks
• The Washington Papes
• The D.C. Camel Jockeys
• The Northern Virginia Macacas
• The Washington Crackers
• The D.C. Sheep Shaggers
• The Washington Goyim
• The D.C. Krauts
• The Washington Limeys
• The D.C. Peckerwoods
• The Washington Shiksas (for the Redskinettes)
• The D.C. You Know You’re Thinking It, So Just Go ahead And Say It Alreadys
• The Washington Senators