Headlines from the Future

Posted: May 1, 2014 | Author: Bob Bonsall | Filed under: Culture, Humor, Politics | Tags: David Koch, Hall of Dinosaurs, humor, Koch Brothers, Museum of Natural History, politics, Smithsonian |Leave a comment

In case you haven’t heard, David Koch “is donating a record $35 million to the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History”. The Hall of Dinosaurs will be closed for seven years for renovations.

Here are my predictions for headlines seven years from now:

From the right: “Patriot David Koch Saves Smithsonian Museum From Corrupt and Incompetent Federal Government”

From the left: “Koch Brothers Attempt to Buy Smithsonian Museum; ‘Hall of Dinosaurs’ Renamed ‘Koch Brothers Explain How God Created Oil’ “

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