Virginia Driving Test
Posted: May 2, 2014 Filed under: Culture, Humor | Tags: comedy, driving, humor, Northern Virginia, Virginia 5 CommentsHere at MNSHO, we have managed to obtain an advance copy of the recently updated Virginia written driver’s license test. I hate to say it, but this explains a lot.
Form VA-DMV-T-2014
Driver’s Licensure Test – Updated 2014
Please answer each of the following questions by circling the letter of the answer you believe to be correct. Please select only one answer for each question.
The left lane is…
a) For passing
b) Next to the right lane
c) The lane I drive in when I feel like going slow and pissing people off
Turn signals should be used…
a) To signal a turn
b) To signal a lane change
c) Intermittently and at random
Precipitation means you should…
a) Drive more carefully
b) Slow down
c) Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Pedestrians are…
a) Equally entitled to use the roads
b) Subject to the same rules of the road as vehicles
c) Speed bumps
Speed limits are…
a) Mandatory
b) For our safety
c) A joke
The horn should be used to signal other drivers…
a) Of an emergency
b) Of a dangerous situation
c) That they’re triggering your homicidal tendencies
The shoulder should be used for…
a) Emergencies
b) Letting emergency vehicles pass
c) Getting around slower traffic
When an emergency vehicle is approaching, you should…
a) Pull over and let it pass
b) Take careful stock of your surroundings and make room in the least disruptive means available
c) Get behind it and use it to get through traffic faster
When there is an accident on the side of the road, you should…
a) Proceed normally
b) Drive cautiously to avoid hurting emergency personnel
c) Slow down to a crawl and gawk
Merging…
a) Is a normal part of the driving experience
b) Should be done with care
c) Is for suckers
Answer key:
It doesn’t matter what they answered. As long as they didn’t smear feces on the paper, give them a driver’s license.
Nice one! 🙂
Thanks! As my commute gets longer, my tolerance for VA drivers gets lower…
I think I just died a little laughing, I’m thinking of moving to Virginia for my junior year of college. This has made me just that much more excited… Not.
Virginia has a lot of great things going for it, including some wonderful colleges (I’ve attended more than a few of them). The driving, however, leaves quite a bit to be desired.
Best of luck with college!
Good to know! Thanks Bob 🙂