A Message To All The People Who Have Been Annoying Me Lately


There’s a special place out in the American Midwest you just need to see. A place where the penises grow wild and free, where you can sit yourself down and nobody will bother you while you have your fill. But if you’re going to go there, you better be sure to bring your appetite, you better bring your own sack, and you better bring your Visa card. Because it’s time you ate an entire bag of dicks, and out there they don’t give you the bag, and they don’t take American Express.

Visa. It's everywhere you need to be.

It’s everywhere you need to be.


2 Comments on “A Message To All The People Who Have Been Annoying Me Lately”

  1. You have NO idea how immensely happy this post makes me on multiple levels!! You have been missed. So VERY missed!


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