My Not So Humble Opinion Presents: Real Men of Genius – Tabletop Role-Playing Gamer
Posted: May 14, 2014 | Author: Bob Bonsall | Filed under: Culture, Humor, Satire | Tags: culture, gaming, humor, role-playing, role-playing games, satire |Leave a commentMy Not So Humble Opinion Presents: Real Men of Genius
♫♪♫ (Real Men of Genius.) ♫♪♫
Today we salute you, Mr. Tabletop Role-Playing Gamer.
♫♪♫ (Mr. Tabletop Role-Playing Gamer!) ♫♪♫
You’re the greatest tactician of your generation, but you still wheeze when you walk more than twenty feet.
♫♪♫ (Give me an endurance check!) ♫♪♫
You can conquer a gargantuan white great wyrm, but you can’t seem to conquer a shower.
♫♪♫ (What IS that smell?) ♫♪♫
The only time you’ve seen a real woman is when that one lady accidentally wandered into your favorite gaming store that night.
♫♪♫ (A hush fell over the room!) ♫♪♫
So crack open an ice cold beverage, Mr. Tabletop Role-Playing Gamer. Because Saturday night’s all right for imaginary fights.
♫♪♫ (Mr. Tabletop Role-Playing Gamer!) ♫♪♫
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